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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Kharabeesh

Kharabeesh is a new family name, created by Dareen Kharabeesh :)
Kharabeesh is a very cool fam. that does not interfere with the privacy or freedom of choice whatsoever of any member of the family.
Only open minded accepting ppl are welcomed to join the new family.. [hmm well then I take this sentence back! since this rule already contradicts with the fact that Kharabeesh family has no rules whatsoever and Kharabeeshians can do whatever they want including being closed-minded or judgemental..]
By joining this family and replacing your so-old and boring ex-family name with this new one, you will gain a family name for free, and a lifetime gaurantee that no one will ever ask you to stick to a stupid common concept called "family standards"..
You are free to do whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want!
In Kharabeesh, Kharabeeshians do not have to follow any traditions or common sense!
All ppl are accepted to join regardless of their gender, religous views (if they have any), ex-family, sexual orientation or intellectual levels!
If you are interested in joining this liberated fam, feel free to replace your ex-family name with Kharabeesh :)

Enjoy :)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stupid

Dareen said...

then thanks for wasting your time reading it :)

Dr.Mohammed said...

Okay , well what will happened if one of Kharabeeshians members couldn't let go his old "family standards" then he started to judge his "Kharabeeshians relatives" ?! after all he can do whatever he want?!

Dareen said...

that's ok, he can keep judging, but all other kharabeeshians know that they have the right to do what they want, and this little judgemental naughty Kharabeeshian can't go the Kharabeeshian sheekh of the family and make him/her force any family standards.
Here comes the fun part :D everyone can keep judging and labeling people around, and everyone also knows it's useless bullshit :D

As you see, I have just been judged as stupid, and I accepted it because I'm a Kharabeeshian :D

Dr.Mohammed said...

hmm...now i start feeling dizzy after reading your comment!! but how come the "sheekh of the family" become "sheekh" ?! maybe i don't want him in that position !! but as my opinion is "bullshit" then as i think there should be some kind of democracy or election?! but if there are election that means that opinion do considered as opinion !! and then what the sheekh job after all?! if his decision is not considered obligatory to the people?! and he knows that his decisions are bullshit!!

now i have real headache!!

Dareen said...

I wud really wanna heal ur headache but that's beyond my abilities :p
I will advice you not to proceed with my silly blabbering, but again it's up to you.

Ok, the sheikh is there only to organize and announce games events (let's say video games). That's all, and as Kharabeeshian I don't even think he's/she's interested in more than that..

And he's/she's fistly chosen by playing fanneh (coin flipping) :D
Then every new video game event round the winner will be the new shaikh..

Anonymous said...

Hey ya this is Max,whats this all about...?anyways sounds you're on a mission haha, may i know whats the word "Kharabeesh" means...,All the best !

Dareen said...

Hey Max, this is what Kharabeesh is:
http://sha3teely.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kharabeesh.gif

And this is all about me trying cynically to revolt over the stupid concept of "family standards".
Family standards are basically a set of rules for any certain family, that members of this family shall strictly follow, like for a simple example providing hospitality to all ppl including those you don't like!
which honestly doesn't make sense in my own sense of logic..

Thanks for reading Max :)

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA,ogh god my feelings too!!!,u must be one hell of a person and hell yeah,i'd really like to kick down all of my uncles,expect the first one(but a little though)...and i did things.!!This sounds jus FANTASTIC, now i'm in the hood yeah!,
This isn't rebellious,this is fabulous..Pro western,pro european,..Great,no other word'great'..what have u got more..!
Damn i've got so many strategies. *_*

Dareen said...

Welcome to the club of liberation :) all other Kharabeeshians shall celebrate your joining ceremony but you're unfortunately far away from us..
Throw a party & celebrate it with your friends :P

Anonymous said...

daren kharabeshian I have nothing to say you're just a sweet with your thoughts ............